"THE GREATEST SONG WRITTEN" METALLICA HAS A NEW SONG AND IT SOUNDS EPIC AND A WORK OF ART, CARSON DOES NOT AGREE...
	"ERIC PAYS HIS BILLS" ERIC WAKES UP MAD, KNOWING THAT AFTER HE PAYS HIS BILLS, HE'S BROKE FOR TWO WEEK...
	"SOUTHLAND TAILS MOVIE REVIEW" SARA MICHELLE GELLAR, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, AND THE ROCK HOW DOES THIS MOVIE NOT KICK ASS?
	"RIDDLE FOR CARSON AND SCOOTER" INVOLVING A QUESTION IN A HEAVELY ATMOSPHERE, TWO DOORS, AND A LIAR...
	"ERIC HATES THE ELECTRIC AND THE CABLE COMPANIES" TEASER ABOUT ERIC GETTING AN UNEXPECTED SHUT-OFF NOTICE FROM THE ELECTRIC COMPANY...
	"BURJ DUBAI" COMPARING THE NEW TOWER TO THE WORLD'S LARGEST TOWER EVER BUILT TO DATE...
	"KIDS TOO SHELTERED" CARSON TAKES NOTICE OF BRAND NEW SAFETY GEAR WORN BY A YOUNGER BIKER...
	"BUS RIDE FROM HELL" TEASER ABOUT THE ECONOMIC USES OF ALTERNATIVE FUELS. WIND CAR?